Thursday, January 29, 2009
Ahhhh...
There's still some downpours as well,
had myself under the weather.
The usual does kill, a good dose of Ba Kua[u just dun get it in perth],
lots of cruchies food, drinking and the usual romping all the way back
to earth.
Bloody hell tat aint good. It kills...
Btw, it was a great thing to visit the doc as well,
sort of spend the whole 30 mins rambling about all sorts and the days
back then with the doc, ahhaha
The other patients was like *gawn* when I got out.
Guessed, had talkinf too long with doc.
Yay!! Doc hates perth too!!LOLz
It's the last week to meet most of my friends,
sry guys, i really dun have time le...
Not i dun wan to hang out somemore..
Forgive and forget ay?
Cheers
Still, all things that comes good or well, must eventually
come to an end...
Freak i dun wanna go back for class....
noooirrrr...
Friday, January 23, 2009
You.
Truth isn’t kind, and it speaks to me.
Hold back your thoughts,
I can read them well.
Take me away.
Nothing will come from nothing,
Please try not to let the reason shout.
The look is enough to spell it all.
Words fail me now.
You, you, you sit in silence.
You, you just wander away.
My heart breaks down,
Emotionally drown.
I fall at the feet of love.
I can’t stand while I’m fallin’,
I can’t save what you don’t want to.
Maybe lie on the tracks tonight,
And stare at the stars.
Nothing will come from nothing,
Why couldn’t you let your feelings out?
Never enough,
You twist the knife
Words fail me now.
You, you, you sit in silence.
You, you just wander away.
My heart breaks down,
Emotionally drown.
I fall at the feet of love.
Nothing will come from nothing,
Please try not to let the reason shout.
The look is enough to spell it all.
Words fail me now.
You, you, you sit in silence.
You, you just wander away.
My heart breaks down,
Emotionally drown.
I fall at the feet of love.
I fall at the feet of love. Again.
[You by Daniel Clark]
Thursday, January 22, 2009
neither is the slough of ignorance.
Things, the trend of consciousness,
is become morbidly degrading.
After all, has been ever-governed
by systems.
It's invisible wall
Damn, lately of all the movies i've watched,
El laberinto del fauno is a handsdown champion.
Sort of makes me regret not learning latin properly.
Para siempre usted pesar la senor Seon!!
Por que! Que Que!
I passed my undang, last week. LOL
lost to jac by one mark... she got 49/50.
Ask me challenge her wor... lost liau belanja makan meh...
It was fun thought, sitting around listening and talking with
those cikgu. Seriously, of every socialising experience,
this one is most propably the best one for 2009!
There was a bapuk teacher too.
Btw, aren't malay against gays?
To make things from awesome to fuked up,
I sorta lost my optus no ay. Noaaaiiirrr
So wot ever happen in campus,
post me up online ay!
I haven't even written my late attendance this term to
the dean yet... better write now.
4-7 mins later...
Look wat i found while hunting for ming lap...
Her.. student id.. no.. so precisely zero wan...Of all coincidence.. wtf?!? Tea Tree Fife Zero Zero Zerow. Lol
I damn lame.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Wat was it again?
Anyways, this whole week has been sort of pretty cool.
Coming home only later than midnights, going yum-cha's,
romping places, etc you name it!
Well, i signed up on facebook recently.
But i must admit thought:
I'm the sort of ppl who dispise facebook.
Still a good persuasion comes by even stronger than
a charging rhino.
Finally, I lost this book recently...
So I'm still hunting for it, if anyone happen to come
across this book, post me up. Cheers.
Inspired by the immortal flame of youth.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
spread to the whole world.. lay and be lmao!
.
.
.
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM
morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where
they award winners great prizes.
The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call
someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he
or she is
then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also
asked to
divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification.
If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they
both win the prize. One particular game, how ever, several months ago
made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is
possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet.
BR>> >
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have.">
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you
win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sarah."
DJ: "Is Sarah at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ:" Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian:( laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with Us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian.">
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "That's great?? That is more adventure than the previous Hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I Will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."
> > 3 minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
>
> > (touch tones.....ringing....)
>> > Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now
and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
>
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
J: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any answers away ory ou'll lose.
> > Sooooooo... do you know the rules of'Mat e Match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."
>
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the
Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
>
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ:" Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>
DJ: "Where did you have it?">
> Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
> > Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
>
> > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
> Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
> > Sarah: "Up the arse....."
> > After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to> take a station break" _
They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503035Wednesday, January 7, 2009
ah so much tat was gone. It was pretty quick wasnt it?
Was a good session, reminds me of the time i miss everyone here.
Now that i;m back, aint gonna miss 'em again when i'm away.
Makes me cherish these gatherings even more.
Going out station these co'ing couples of days.
Have to attend some sort of meeting,
it does take it's toll on one.
Fracking ipod broke down recently.
It's turning my hairs greys... noir.
When in rome do as the romans,
when in malaysia do the la's.
A ghost writer pens an anonymous book.
A SEAL's weapon of choice is the Heckler and Koch MP-5 submachine gun.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
It ended,
Sounds pretty illogical, yea.
Did woke up with blunts, had to 'imp up all that s'ipping,
and those weighting 'G.
I guess I've had enought. Been spending my quality time doing all those
doodle. And guess wot? I got myself one tee that states so.
Cool eh? So yea.