Time & Soul: December 2008

It's chrismas eve!! And probably a few more hours to Christmas!!
ANyway too bad this holiday just doesn't seem to appeal very much to me,
instead of assuming on "holiday-ing"..
Turns out to be too busy.. way much more than I previously presumed..
Hell.... no...

Turns out...
the only way to relax is by being under the weather!
Kindda cancelled all my appointments and invitation today..
To, Mr/Mrs/Ms/Dr/Dear/Darling/Chaps/BEngs/Lians/Bros/Ah _____
Sry lo.
I hate flu.. Wait till I genetically modify humans to be immune to flu!! Muahhaha

Damn, everyone must be having fun now... lost my aussie no...
Sry guys turns out johnnnyy can't even receive ur blessings...
Noiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I bet some ppl are having fun with fat santa.
My chrismas wish would be: For earth to burn and that...

Anyway gotcha something here to spoil kids, slapping them right outto on thier face
bringing them to reality. Ta-dah!! Santa is...
As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison--this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

Was chatting around with sc on these comics. Lol.. Lmao... +ROFL

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I miss her lo...
Exam edi still can't stop missing.
Where are u darling?

It's the middle of my exams week.
Then again, I'm still doing what i shouldn't be doing. LOL
Been having my brains spinning out of place recently,
then again, I notice a weakness-
la cap no vie rinahe, mi comour via lessiano, di purti passilla bunjo.

Got this on msn. It was pure out of the blues...
There wasn't any plan at all. LMAO..
Seon - Holy shit.. why didn't study earlier
Kai - Double shit... dun even hav a book for both tests
Allan - (finger crossed he'll put triple shit edi..)

I'm chatted with my old mate the other day.
In doing so, we discusses about his situation.
And I realise something, while I was in campus,
the "system" the normative system...
build within us.. then there was the intial repulsion.
It's all coming back to me now. Muahahahah!!

My experiments.. yes.
It's no longer above classified.
Evil? Well, tat's wat she said.
Turns out g1-g3 works fine. Except g4-5.
I remember adding the same solutes le.
A-F is all failure. But dunno why i notice F4 turn purple from yellow
oxidisation? or was it reduction ar? Chem gg edi.. I think reduction
cause react with air ma...
and apparently I added a new row h1.
Need to get more rack edi.. shit no class edi
This time go campus store curi a bit. HEHE.
Then again, the system.

Whos buying weed? We're leavers!! YEah!!!
Some of us... are.